If you have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.
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Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

ultralorcl:

sext: r u nakey

classicpluviophile:

xlovexisxblindx:

So a while ago I went to the gas station and as I handed the cashier my money he accidentally dropped it and he looked at me and said “I’m sorry I just get nervous around pretty girls.” So I looked at him and smiled and I said “it’s okay, so do I.” And the look on his face was so priceless I can’t even

Ahaha lol.